One reader asks: How should I dress for the show?

Glad you asked. I would dress like you’re ready to greet 2014 with gusto and panache. Maybe that shiny green dress. Yes, sir, I’m speaking to you. What says gusto, or for that matter, panache, better than green satin? If you feel shy in such an outfit, perhaps consider green satin undergarments. That way only you and I will know and we can have our own little secret.

Or you could even wear a gown covered with 486 balloons! That sounds fabulous.

Just wear something that makes you feel swell.